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…of course our relationship kinda have formed a new spine to that particular story.

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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bitrates:

hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

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Look who I spotted. My Misha. @mishacollins jb

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Look who I spotted. My Misha. @mishacollins jb

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tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

'juicy bits' omg i'm dying

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

'juicy bits' omg i'm dying

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carpeumbra:

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carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink


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